id be glad to
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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