btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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