We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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