We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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