I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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