im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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