It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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