my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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