you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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