who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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