Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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