Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
i think im in europe. pls send help
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