They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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