But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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