He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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