Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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