she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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