I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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