i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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