They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
We need to get me chipped asap
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