and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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