so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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