whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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