Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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