I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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