I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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