Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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