And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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