sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
one two three fourrrrnication!
where does the pee come out of this thing
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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