Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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