Sponge bath it is.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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