butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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