That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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