On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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