I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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