just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
My breasts were aching with rage.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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