Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
not ubering you a puppy
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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