i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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