I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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