covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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