Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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