Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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