Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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