he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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