The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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