he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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