We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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