do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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