Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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