Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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