Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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