Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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