I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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